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On The Border
3803 Boston Street,
Baltimore, MD 21224

Brunch: such an amazing excuse to eat and drink your weekend days away. What could possibly be better than stuffing your face with greasy food and alcoholic beverages? How about consuming these treats in luxurious Mehico! Ok, we know you probably can’t afford to actually jet off to Mexico right now, but with On The Border’s new Baltimore location you can feel as though you just stepped off the plane in Cancune (minus the drunken spring breakers).

Now, drinking south of the boarder, though usually glorious, obviously can also have its drawbacks– besides the drunken teens you’ve got issues like sun sickness and the risk of getting lost in a foreign land to be aware of.

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Lucky for you, you don’t have to worry about any of this because you won’t actually be in Mexico; you’ll still be in the magical world of Baltimore. Sorry, the truth hurts.

But to lift your spirits and fill your stomach (don’t those always go hand-in-hand?), On The Border is saving your weekend by offering up amazing food and drinks from 10am-2pm. Put a stop to the pain caused by Friday night’s shenanigans with drinks like the Bloody Mary with Tito’s hand-made vodka, tomato juice, Cholula hot sauce, fresh lime juice, Worcestershire, horseradish and garnished with lime, jalapeno, jicama and bacon… now that’s what we like to call a hangover remedy!

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If you’re starting to feel a bit better (and your alcohol withdrawal is cured) select from tasty breakfast choices like the Breakfast Taco, Breakfast Fajitas or Breakfast Rello (fire-roasted poblano chile stuffed with scrambled eggs, crumbled bacon, pico de gallo and topped with mixed cheeses, red chile-tomatello salsa and tortilla strips). Don’t think it gets much better than that.

All we ask is that you try to keep your shirt on… remember, you’re not actually in Mexico.

By Amanda Blum

Amanda Blum writes and edits E.S.P. Eat. See. Play. lifestyle content for Baltimore.