Man Glued To Toilet Seat In Store Bathroom

ELKTON, Md. (AP) — Elkton police say a man became stuck to a department store toilet seat after someone spread glue on it. It happened Thursday evening at the Wal-Mart in Elkton.

Officials refused to say how long the man was stuck before he was able to get help.

Police say emergency workers removed the seat from the toilet and took the man out with the seat still attached to him.

The seat was removed at the emergency room at Union Hospital.

Police say the incident is a second-degree assault case that may have been a random prank the night before April Fool’s Day.

(Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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  1. sheriffwillie says:

    Awwwwrgghh, Reminds me of the love song: “Just sitting here baby & stuck on you”.

  2. Doug says:

    Now that’s good glue.
    And by the way,who in their right mind would
    park their naked butt cheeks on a toilet seat at Walmart.
    Yuck !
    and may I throw in a icky poo !

    An opportunistic lawyer will be certain to bond to him.

    1. MikeCalo says:

      Very punny

  3. Rich Tyndall says:

    This is funny

  4. smh says:

    he did it himself!! no one sits on a toilet seat without looking at it, and glue that strong takes seconds to dry!! he did it to sue walmart im sure of it…smh

  5. Herman Glimsher says:

    YEAH, I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST WIPED THE SEAT REAL GOOD WITH TP BEFORE I SAT ON IT………..OR USED ONE OF THOSE PAPER SEAT COVERS.

  6. Gordon Wilson says:

    I AGREE HE DID IT IF IT WAS WET WHEN HE SAT DOWN HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN UP AND WIPED HIS ASS OFF .LIKE YOU SAID IF IT WAS WET HE WOULD HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE HE SAT DOWN
    I FEEL HE DID IT TO HAVE THE GLUE DRY AND HAVE THE SEAT ATTACHED TO HIS BUTT HE DID IT HE IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY WHAT AN ASS HOLE HE IS

  7. williejoe says:

    I would have s**t in the coat pocket in the outerwear department, its warmer & besides Walmart is a s**t house anyway.

    1. Too much fun says:

      Yo yo williejoe:

      Had a cousin who used to work at Ames department store. He would tell us stories about the baby mamas stashing nasty dirty diapers in the coat sleaves of jackets.

      Funny stuff, Brucie we still love you.

  8. blackpacker says:

    sticky bunns for sure.

  9. joe silvestri says:

    i carry ass gaskets or they have them sometimes in the mens room they go around the toilet seat man this guy must of been dirty or had to squezze one out bad

  10. joe silvestri says:

    thats what the ass gaskets are for hanging the wall

  11. joe silvestri says:

    sorry the ass gaskets are hanging on the wall

  12. T-roy says:

    I hope someone from walmart management or the rescue crew took notice whether or not there was any fical matter in the toilet when they finally pulled this guy off the can. If the toilet was empty, I would say the guy is trying to scam for a big payday! There are a dozen better ways to accomplish what this guy was trying. What a total loser!

  13. Mr Potty says:

    Only him and the Toilet seat really know the truth……and who’s gonna take the word of a toilet seat over person who was pranked

  14. ttrexxx says:

    if protocal states that the bathroom should be cleaned in am before store opens they may have a case or they should check this out as a scam

  15. nightwalker says:

    I’m sorry but I would never sit on any toilet seat in public. I only rest my checks on my own in the privacy of my own home. All out side even family I still don”t . After reading some of these replies it makes me wonder…lol. I don’t know of any one who doesn’t take a good look at a public toilet seat first before taking a seat even women don’t take a seat well at least the ones I know of won’t sit on any public toilet. ttrexxx your right it could be a scam…lol.

  16. nightwalker says:

    I don’t think he should be paid no large sums of money either. That was not Walmarts fault but I’m sure he will be paid something. I know lawyers were lined up out side of the ER after they finish with his behind! Dollar signs are riding high now in this day and age.

  17. marty says:

    what a dummy…he should only be awarded a years supply of Scott toilet paper to help compensate for the damage and finish cleaning his a**…lol.

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